bitchy "friends" and blowjobs

Haha so the name of the post was just to get your attention but I was thinking of a friend that I had from back in the 8th grade and how our friendship deteriorated. Well before we even started going to skl together in 8th grade she was my neighbour for years. Friend who shall not be named {but let's just call her fat cow for the fun of it}was always really chubby until 10th or 11th grade when she got all health conscious and crazy. She started yelling at me like she was a big know-it-all telling me what to eat and when to eat it. What was healthy and what wasn't. Ugh I was just like bitch shut up. Anyways she went all healthy crazy and lost a bunch of weight by the summer before we were seniors and then she let all her skinny go to her head. I guess it's cuz she never got any guys when she was an oompa loompa she tried to make up for lost time? Whatever. She became a whore. Like going down on random dude we just met a party kinda whore. YEAH! Not once, not twice, but... I don't even know how many times lol. Anyhoo, homegirl stopped hanging out with our group as much and started acting all bitch. THEN my friend (who was also supposed to be fat cow's friend at the time) had a boyfriend who fat cow decided to sleep with. His girlfriend hadn't even slept with him yet. But then fat cow said she should have known how to please him herself. I KNOW RIGHT!! It's like when you're watching tv and u can't understand why the mistress thinks she's right! {No disrespect to the mistresses of the world} actuallyDISRESPECT
... So back to the story. She slept with my friend's bf and after a while we forgave her i guess. Well not completely but she ate lunch with us sometimes. Cut to the chase, this summer I saw a pic of her on fb and she was HUGE. I mean BIGG. and i thought nah it's my imagination.


Then I saw her in person HAHAHA She's an orca whale. She gained back all the weight and then some. And I know I sound like a vindictive bitch right now but I can't help it. hahah


What goes around comes around bitch....
Lesson of the day? Well I dont really know but it's one hell of a story
xoxo skinnies